Comedy Gold

cchannette: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:49:00 -0400

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

maudelynn: RDJ

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:32:27 -0400

maudelynn:

RDJ

hackedmotionsensors: Tweedledum and Tweedledee Agreed to...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:32:10 -0400

hackedmotionsensors:

Tweedledum and Tweedledee Agreed to have a battle;

These jerks again (◠‿◠✿)

osamah: this one goes out to all them fine hunnies

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:02:30 -0400

osamah:

this one goes out to all them fine hunnies

avengersfalls: Marvel you already broke me with Iron Man 3 do you really want to throw Gwen Stacy...

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:03:50 -0400

avengersfalls:

Marvel you already broke me with Iron Man 3 do you really want to throw Gwen Stacy into this?!

Throw. Throw Gwen Stacy.

avengersfalls: I like to spend my days in Disneyland at the Iron Man exhibit and making the Iron...

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:28:36 -0400

avengersfalls:

I like to spend my days in Disneyland at the Iron Man exhibit and making the Iron Man suit Dougie and Crank Dat.

katherlne: notoriousmks: katherlne: katherlne: “you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:02:39 -0400

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:17:14 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere in LA

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:17:16 -0400

avengersfalls:

Who has details about when and where it is going down? Please, please tell me you will be given an internet hug.

Photo

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 02:52:19 -0400

mattsmths: jethrocane: a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van he...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 08:02:36 -0400

mattsmths:

jethrocane:

a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van

he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand

the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”

he looks at them and says

“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”

this is the final straw im leaving tumblr

avengersfalls: Yeah I was a badass. I bought the explicit version of Fergie’s album in 2007.

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:37:35 -0400

avengersfalls:

Yeah I was a badass. I bought the explicit version of Fergie’s album in 2007.

avengersfalls: Hello? This is a dog pound. Theres a bitch missing is it you?

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:37:10 -0400

avengersfalls:

Hello? This is a dog pound. Theres a bitch missing is it you?

avengersfalls: Akon? I think you mean icon of 2006

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 15:34:40 -0400

avengersfalls:

Akon? I think you mean icon of 2006

avengersfalls: Justin TImbercake

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:12:48 -0400

avengersfalls:

Justin TImbercake

Photo

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 00:16:47 -0500

Black Widow - Deadly Origin #2

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 08:02:17 -0500

Black Widow - Deadly Origin #2

Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:52:37 -0500

queen-of-bliss:

queen-of-bliss:

forsciencejohn:

pwopermaizito:

thechosenone305:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

-Hello? Mom?

-No. This is Darren Criss.

“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”

“Mom, can you pick me up?”

“Mom? It’s Misha.”

“Dad, where are you?”

“Ehehehehehhe”

notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call

Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^

partybarackisinthehousetonight: adam levine could probably get some homeless people from outside...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:19:50 -0500

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

adam levine could probably get some homeless people from outside the grammys and act like they were maroon 5 and no one would know the difference

one-more-miracle-dont-be-dead: if you’re ever having a bad day, just remember the guy who founded...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 21:55:27 -0500

one-more-miracle-dont-be-dead:

if you’re ever having a bad day, just remember the guy who founded match.com’s girlfriend left him for someone she met on match.com