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hackedmotionsensors:

Tweedledum and Tweedledee    Agreed to have a battle;

These jerks again (◠‿◠✿)

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osamah:

this one goes out to all them fine hunnies

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avengersfalls:

Marvel you already broke me with Iron Man 3 do you really want to throw Gwen Stacy into this?!

Throw. Throw Gwen Stacy.

avengersfalls:

I like to spend my days in Disneyland at the Iron Man exhibit and making the Iron Man suit Dougie and Crank Dat.

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

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westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

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avengersfalls:

Who has details about when and where it is going down? Please, please tell me you will be given an internet hug.

mattsmths:

jethrocane:

a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van

he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand

the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”

he looks at them and says

“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”

this is the final straw im leaving tumblr

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